Hey all,



Well I'm Dylan, and unfortunately have to follow Ava, who embellishes, or at least creates outlandish versions of the truth! I think she has some alphabetical superiority complex. She's the one who will be the 80, alone and with cats. A few points as to why:

1. I'm not going to make 80 - I'm too accident prone
2. She is single - no mystery there
3. Allergic to cats

But thanks anyway, Ava for the intro! But here is a better one.


Dylan:
Pros - 22 (I think that's a pro), Andy (my boyfriend of two years), live at home with parents, chocoholic (it's a pro), have gotten to travel to Australia, no siblings, nursing
Cons - live at home with parents, allergies, travelled to Australia and met Ava (ok pro but don't tell her), Andy's feet, male name and nicknames like DeDe - not cool, exploding colostomy bags (but thats for another time)(wait not my colostomy - im studying to be a nurse)


Observant readers would realise that living with parents is both a pro and a con. It's cheaper, easier and damn convenient, my stuff is already all here. But no privacy and man the freedom of independence!


Now Ava I don't know how you are with maths, but can't we make it alternative posts rather than days due to the time difference, or maybe even screw the alternate thing, as I fear I may have a lot more interesting dribble that the world needs to hear.

I have been told that I have a tenuous grip on the English language, and next to Ava, who is the perfect grammar lady, I may seem slightly dyslexic! I think I will do a slightly different version of the attractive and unattractive thing of the day, and instead revert to the old fortunately and unfortunately game.


So:
Fortunate - I didn't get food poisoning from these shared dips I ate yesterday despite Claire getting sick last night. Iron stomach award to moi!

Unfortunate - I have blisters from walking around all day in my new work shoes.



Hey what were the names of those comedians I was meant to look up?
Talk soon
Dylan